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1. The exhaustive detail about what everyone is wearing and eating gets a little tiresome. EX: "Sheriff Dearborn who isn't a fan of mine was eating the Chili Cheese Fries" 2. Quinn BABE BABE BABE 3. Sookie's refusal to acknowledge her feeling for Eric and in turn all he has done for her. Oh and you can also post things you like about the books. I will think of more things Im sure just give me a minute. ![]:)](http://boards.hbo.com/images/emoticons/devil.gif) -- Edited by camporese29 at 10/19/2009 6:18 PM PDT
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 8:43 PM
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> The "dry hump" was equally gross though.
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> Edited by VixiVamp at 11/05/2009 5:08 PM PST
Which one? The Quinn one or the Eric one?
Sookie is pretty good at the ole dry hump ....doesn't she know where it's supposed to go?
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 8:40 PM
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> > LOL effing LOL RB god you kill me! Bill is
> probably
> > not a woman but what he is is a guy that would
> never
> > go for a lady like Charlaine maybe that is why
> Both
> > Eric and Bill are destined to die and in the end
> only
> > Sam the ugly will be left standing.
>
>
> God Camp,
> I know we are talking about the books, but you did
> not just call Sam "Sam the ugly."
> Please tell me this was a figment of my imagination?
Yes I really did come Book Sam was kinda butt ugly wasn't he with his halo "Strawberry blonde hair in a halo around his head"? Didn't anyone else just gag when they heard that shit?
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 8:22 PM
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> LOL effing LOL RB god you kill me! Bill is probably
> not a woman but what he is is a guy that would never
> go for a lady like Charlaine maybe that is why Both
> Eric and Bill are destined to die and in the end only
> Sam the ugly will be left standing.
God Camp,
I know we are talking about the books, but you did not just call Sam "Sam the ugly."
Please tell me this was a figment of my imagination?
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 8:14 PM
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> I think it's the horrible wet spot one. The one where
> he says he is, "Too big for some." and like the
> classy lady she is she says, "Bring it on."
>
> *Barf*
>
> The "dry hump" was equally gross though.
>
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> Edited by VixiVamp at 11/05/2009 5:08 PM PST
LMAO!!!!
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 8:14 PM
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> > RB you could be right about CH not liking Bill
> > anymore than Eric but it seemed to me like she
> said
> > Eric was the bad guy meaning like he was the
> only bad
> > guy and lets face it Bill is the only other
> male
> > character that is a main character in the books,
> so I
> > naturally assumed she was talking about Eric
> being
> > worse than bill, I lost my temper sorry. Loved
> your
> > post BTW just awesome! Only the homely feel the
> way
> > she does tonight LOL
>
> Camp - Don't ever apologize for a good rant! I get
> the feeling that in CH's eyes, Sam is the only good
> guy. Remember she had to be talked out of killing
> off Bill....Hmmm, I wonder if we'll find out that
> Bill is actually an attractive woman?
LOL effing LOL RB god you kill me! Bill is probably not a woman but what he is is a guy that would never go for a lady like Charlaine maybe that is why Both Eric and Bill are destined to die and in the end only Sam the ugly will be left standing.
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 8:07 PM
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> > I always thought the sex scenes were kind of
> nasty
> > and AWKWARD!
> > Am I really the only one who felt that way?
> > Especially the one in book 9. It skeeved me
> out.
> > *yuck*
>
> Now was that the trunk rape, the dry hump, or the wet
> spot...?
I think it's the horrible wet spot one. The one where he says he is, "Too big for some." and like the classy lady she is she says, "Bring it on."
*Barf*
The "dry hump" was equally gross though.
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 8:05 PM
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> I always thought the sex scenes were kind of nasty
> and AWKWARD!
> Am I really the only one who felt that way?
> Especially the one in book 9. It skeeved me out.
> *yuck*
Now was that the trunk rape, the dry hump, or the wet spot...?
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 8:05 PM
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> Camp - Don't ever apologize for a good rant! I get
> the feeling that in CH's eyes, Sam is the only good
> guy. Remember she had to be talked out of killing
> off Bill....Hmmm, I wonder if we'll find out that
> Bill is actually an attractive woman?
Who would want to talk her out of killing Bill.
I swear AB has the biggest hard-on for him. *shakes head*
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 8:03 PM
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> RB you could be right about CH not liking Bill
> anymore than Eric but it seemed to me like she said
> Eric was the bad guy meaning like he was the only bad
> guy and lets face it Bill is the only other male
> character that is a main character in the books, so I
> naturally assumed she was talking about Eric being
> worse than bill, I lost my temper sorry. Loved your
> post BTW just awesome! Only the homely feel the way
> she does tonight LOL
Camp - Don't ever apologize for a good rant! I get the feeling that in CH's eyes, Sam is the only good guy. Remember she had to be talked out of killing off Bill....Hmmm, I wonder if we'll find out that Bill is actually an attractive woman?
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 7:54 PM
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> > > I believe what people like about Eric is
> that he
> > is
> > > an unusual hero. One that just unfolds more
> in
> > every
> > > book.
> >
> > Think you're right. He's not quite good guy,
> not
> > quite bad guy and that is really, really
> interesting.
> > Layers are peeling away in every book and she is
> the
> > e one writing him like that FFS. Perhaps she
> is
> > getting frustrating that it appears to her that
> > people are missing that because they're all
> going on
> > about the sex.
> >
>
>
> But, she writes the frigging sex scenes! Are we
> supposed to ignore them? Just commend her on her
> excellent prose? She's not Joyce Carol Oates, for
> crying out loud. Sorry, I thought it was my turn to
> rant....
I always thought the sex scenes were kind of nasty and AWKWARD!
Am I really the only one who felt that way?
Especially the one in book 9. It skeeved me out. *yuck*
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 7:52 PM
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> > She should. It almost seems a bit catty dumbing
> down
> > her readers like that.
> > I agree, if all we were interested in was the
> sex,
> > well, she wouldn't have the readership she does
> > have.
> > I personally hate romance novels, never picked
> one
> > up, so I am a little offended.
> > I believe what people like about Eric is that he
> is
> > an unusual hero. One that just unfolds more in
> every
> > book. Personally, I am tired of Sookie and have
> been
> > for sometime. It's Eric's expanding humanity
> and
> > eerie kindness that keeps me coming back. Not
> the
> > sex.
> > Plus, CH writes Sook as such a ho, it's hard to
> get
> > turned on by that. BOO CH, BOO!
>
> Beautiful description of my wonderful Eric thanks
> Vixi!
Welcome. I was nice to Eric today. *sigh* (Sorry Sam...)
I would like that logged somewhere.
I even admitted to being fond of him. I would like the record to show that as well.
(Dammit)
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 7:51 PM
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> > These spoilers from Charlaine Harris really chap
> my
> > ass!!
> > I am absolutely horrified that she would say
> such a
> > thing about MY Eric, how dare her, Eric is the
> > perfect guy in so many ways, I cant believe he
> was
> > created by a such a clueless dunce, so she is
> > obviously is a Bill lover and she is just using
> Eric
> > to sell her books where at the end she will kill
> him
> > off and have her end up with Sam or Bill. God
> that
> > makes me effing despise her, F*ck her and her
> stupid
> > haircut and giant knit tops and her female
> hating
> > agenda. I cant believe that she thinks Eric is
> the
> > bad guy when Bill is clearly the ass*ole, Eric
> never
> > lies to Sookie and Bill almost never tells the
> truth,
> > and Eric is proud of her when she defends
> herself and
> > Bill just says "Don't Brag". Sookie relationship
> with
> > Bill both in the Books and Show is toxic and CH
> like
> > most female hating and self-loathing women
> gravitate
> > towards men who are belittling and possesive.
> > Ok Rant over.
>
> Wow Camp! Don't hold anything back now.... While I
> absolutely agree with so much that you've said, I
> don't think CH likes Bill any more than she likes
> Eric. What I wonder about is how she can create so
> many characters that she seems to hate and if you're
> an attractive female in her books - plan on being
> knocked up and then killed. Only the homely seem to
> survive. Hmm, I think there's a song in
> that....only the homely.....
RB you could be right about CH not liking Bill anymore than Eric but it seemed to me like she said Eric was the bad guy meaning like he was the only bad guy and lets face it Bill is the only other male character that is a main character in the books, so I naturally assumed she was talking about Eric being worse than bill, I lost my temper sorry. Loved your post BTW just awesome! Only the homely feel the way she does tonight LOL
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 7:43 PM
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> > I believe what people like about Eric is that he
> is
> > an unusual hero. One that just unfolds more in
> every
> > book.
>
> Think you're right. He's not quite good guy, not
> quite bad guy and that is really, really interesting.
> Layers are peeling away in every book and she is the
> e one writing him like that FFS. Perhaps she is
> getting frustrating that it appears to her that
> people are missing that because they're all going on
> about the sex.
>
But, she writes the frigging sex scenes! Are we supposed to ignore them? Just commend her on her excellent prose? She's not Joyce Carol Oates, for crying out loud. Sorry, I thought it was my turn to rant....
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 7:42 PM
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> She should. It almost seems a bit catty dumbing down
> her readers like that.
> I agree, if all we were interested in was the sex,
> well, she wouldn't have the readership she does
> have.
> I personally hate romance novels, never picked one
> up, so I am a little offended.
> I believe what people like about Eric is that he is
> an unusual hero. One that just unfolds more in every
> book. Personally, I am tired of Sookie and have been
> for sometime. It's Eric's expanding humanity and
> eerie kindness that keeps me coming back. Not the
> sex.
> Plus, CH writes Sook as such a ho, it's hard to get
> turned on by that. BOO CH, BOO!
Beautiful description of my wonderful Eric thanks Vixi!
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Re: Things you Dislike about The Sookie Stachouse Novels
Nov 5, 2009 6:42 PM
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> I believe what people like about Eric is that he is
> an unusual hero. One that just unfolds more in every
> book.
Think you're right. He's not quite good guy, not quite bad guy and that is really, really interesting. Layers are peeling away in every book and she is the one writing him like that FFS. Perhaps she is getting frustrating that it appears to her that people are missing that because they're all going on about the sex.
She needs to get off her own forums because the tedium and idiocy that goes on there romanticising both Bill and Eric would have to do her head in. She's getting a very imbalanced view if that's all she reads.
Personally, I am tired of Sookie and have been
> for sometime.
>
I know. I really have my moments with Sookie where I find her incredibly frustrating and immature.
I'm hoping CH is going to take her in a more mature direction after the whole torture thing in DAG. Surely she did that to her for a reason.
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